It's impossible to take a rubbish screenshot of Metal Slug Anthology, because there's never a moment when it's not kicking off.
Aliens are flying in blazing lasers all over the place, gruesome guts fly as commando dudes get sliced in half and massive explosions fill the screen. Just look at these eight new Wii screens.
See the chaos? That's what we're all about. This is the one game that we DON'T want to use with any motion controls whatsoever. And with a list of controller configuration options - including a Classic Controller option - we won't have to.
Metal Slug Anthology will be keeping it old-school on Wii and PSP from March.