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And when we did we weren't left short of chuckles. You threw your words into the mix on subjects ranging from passing the time on trains, to Portal on PC or Mac and you even had time for a bit of banter on cowboys after all.

Then the rest was all sex talk and rude words. It's crude but, hey, it makes the last job of the week a bit easier...

No More Heroes 'sexy lingerie' launches

Excellent reporting CVG. I shall now go away to consider the implications of this article. I may be some time.
We assume GTCzeero has gone to consult further reading or something.

Must....resist urge to masterbate..... will get fired.....urrrrr..ahhhhh. oh. f**k.
Kind of awkward now WHERESMYMONKEY.

Jesus Christ, that is the most orange woman I've EVER seen. It's like Dale Winton and Peter Dickinson got drunk and shagged a Satsuma.
May we contribute with 'drunk on Vodka Tango' B_G_G?

Red Dead Redemption provokes Irish backlash

I'm upset it never portrayed the Scottish as drunken wrecks. We're good at it too...
There, there filth87 we know you are. We know.

Portal 'one fifth as likely to crash on Mac than on PC' - Valve

Well in my own statistic on windows 7 laptop, Portal has never crashed.
mafiahobo giving his own statistics based on a massive sample of one.

Lets not beat around the bush, MAC owners are yuppie t**ts with more money than sense, and in any sane society would be eaten by the starving masses.
alberthammond has a massive brush covered in tar and is using it.

Heavy Rain movie on the way?

Jason
adgr19 never quite recovered from losing his virtual son.

JASON
Multiplayerking is at stage two of the bereavement. The screaming stage.

Would they release about 30 different versions, with subtle differences to each one?
Actually MysticR it's thirty different screens that you have to file into depending on the choices you made in your head.

Red Dead Redemption cost $100 million - report

Daily Fail?! Thanks everyone, I'm here all week!
Donatello - That's what we're afraid of. Ooooh! We're here all week too.

Cliffy B: 'Masturbating' Gears 2 segments are a regret

Glad to hear that Cliffy is taking these matters firmly in hand...
Weak BeauBeau, very weak. We'll take it.

Surely it doesn't "play itself" it "plays with itself"

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Even placid ca5ual was disappointed with that one

Red Dead Redemption invisibility bug to be patched

Does anyone know the cheat to spawn a helicopter yet?
Actually Squall5005 it's a massive bald-Eagle this time.

Commuters choose games over books

When I'm on the bus, I always try to have a peek at what games people are playing on their handheld consoles.

But they always give me a look of panic and say something like "ARGHHHHHHH! GET BACK TO DRIVING THE BUS YOU MORON!!!!!!"
Comic timing is hard to master in text, Squall5005 managed it beautifully.

so who was playing the piano? the office tea lady?
We hired someone especially anytime. Only the best for you guys.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Let me voice video game

I want to make a love explosion on his sisters face.
pmantis - We're going to define this love explosion as a kiss, confetti and marital vows.

Yeah take that Robert Egbert! You got whiped by a guy best known for playing a cowboy who takes it up the chocolate escalator! Society RULES!
We like how mogel94's reference to an escalator implies that there's complicated internal mechanics involved.