CVG: The week's best comments
23rd May 2010 | 11:42
It's been all about Red Dead Redemption this week hasn't it? Rightfully so - but as far as witty comments are concerned, we had to delve beneath the sand.
And when we did we weren't left short of chuckles. You threw your words into the mix on subjects ranging from passing the time on trains, to Portal on PC or Mac and you even had time for a bit of banter on cowboys after all.
Then the rest was all sex talk and rude words. It's crude but, hey, it makes the last job of the week a bit easier...
Excellent reporting CVG. I shall now go away to consider the implications of this article. I may be some time.
We assume GTCzeero has gone to consult further reading or something.
Must....resist urge to masterbate..... will get fired.....urrrrr..ahhhhh. oh. f**k.
Kind of awkward now WHERESMYMONKEY.
Jesus Christ, that is the most orange woman I've EVER seen. It's like Dale Winton and Peter Dickinson got drunk and shagged a Satsuma.
May we contribute with 'drunk on Vodka Tango' B_G_G?
I'm upset it never portrayed the Scottish as drunken wrecks. We're good at it too...
There, there filth87 we know you are. We know.
Well in my own statistic on windows 7 laptop, Portal has never crashed.
mafiahobo giving his own statistics based on a massive sample of one.
Lets not beat around the bush, MAC owners are yuppie t**ts with more money than sense, and in any sane society would be eaten by the starving masses.
alberthammond has a massive brush covered in tar and is using it.
adgr19 never quite recovered from losing his virtual son.
Multiplayerking is at stage two of the bereavement. The screaming stage.
Would they release about 30 different versions, with subtle differences to each one?
Actually MysticR it's thirty different screens that you have to file into depending on the choices you made in your head.
Daily Fail?! Thanks everyone, I'm here all week!
Donatello - That's what we're afraid of. Ooooh! We're here all week too.
Glad to hear that Cliffy is taking these matters firmly in hand...
Weak BeauBeau, very weak. We'll take it.
Surely it doesn't "play itself" it "plays with itself"
Even placid ca5ual was disappointed with that one
Does anyone know the cheat to spawn a helicopter yet?
Actually Squall5005 it's a massive bald-Eagle this time.
When I'm on the bus, I always try to have a peek at what games people are playing on their handheld consoles.
But they always give me a look of panic and say something like "ARGHHHHHHH! GET BACK TO DRIVING THE BUS YOU MORON!!!!!!"
Comic timing is hard to master in text, Squall5005 managed it beautifully.
so who was playing the piano? the office tea lady?
We hired someone especially anytime. Only the best for you guys.
I want to make a love explosion on his sisters face.
pmantis - We're going to define this love explosion as a kiss, confetti and marital vows.
Yeah take that Robert Egbert! You got whiped by a guy best known for playing a cowboy who takes it up the chocolate escalator! Society RULES!
We like how mogel94's reference to an escalator implies that there's complicated internal mechanics involved.