After you've got yourself some moolah, you can gamble it away in one of four Wager Matches.
You mean Wager Matches such as the 'Gun Game', where your weapon ranks up with every kill. Where do these Treyarch types get the ideas from, eh?
Er, Counter-strike mods.
Oh. But moving on: why are Wager Matches free-for-all only? And why can I only play randoms? Man, I hate random people. They're so random.
Treyarch toyed with the idea of team-based Wager Matches during development, but found that there was far too much potential for collusion between teammates.
Same deal with friends playing against each other. You only have to look at Modern Warfare 2's 'booster' phenomenon (where two players squirrel themselves away on a hard-to reach spot of a map and chalk up huge score chains between them) to see how pointlessly easy it would be for scammers to muck things up for everyone.
Cheeky eleventh question coming at you! But it's an important one. Is it possible to draw a great big penis and set it as your emblem?
It'd be a bit weird, but yes you can. The emblem editor lets you flip, scale and combine numerous different preset shapes, so with a lot of time and effort it would indeed be possible to craft yourself the penis emblem of your dreams.
It probably wouldn't last long before the online community flagged it up and you ended up on the sex register, though.
Cheeky twelfth question! Will I be able to carve the word 'KNOB' into my gun?
(Sigh) Yes. Should you wish to, you can carve your clan tag into the side of your gun, no matter how rubbish or puerile it may be.
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