CVG: Comments of the week
22nd May 2011 | 13:00
A few corkers this week thanks to our favourite people on the planet, you lot.
Sometimes we think we should make a CVG Comments of the week book, but we're always hesitant because it would become a best-seller over night and we'd have Hollywood execs pulling at the gates and throwing cash at us for the film rights.
Oh sure, we'd be glad of a bit of pocket money but in the end it would all come crashing down. So many of you deserve centre stage, so many deserve to be played by Hollywood A-listers that the film would just become some fragmented montage of silver-screen superstars competing for the lime-light in the biggest internet-based movie since The Social Network.
Damn Brad Pitt. Always ruining our plans.
You would NOT want that bird to take a s**t on you... that certainly wouldn't be lucky. More fatal than anything.
We still contest the whole idea of it ever being lucky MPH.
If I can t-bag Batman, I'm in!
No-one can tea-bag Batman djreplay. No-one.
That 10% probably refers to Ivy's boobs
The most important ten percent, some would say, OriginalJonty.
Well, if anyone was going to do it, it would be Disney. Oh wait... Wtf!?
Just imagine the ride at Disneyland lwill.
I'm looking forward to the Mickey Mouse skin DLC, i wonder if it will include the authentic voice.
Play as Micky as you defend Disneyland from the invading russian nationalists and al-qaeda.
gmcb007 - Is anyone noting these ideas down?
Slowest, laggiest, ugliest, most poorly optimised flash game I've ever played. Took f**king ages to load & when it finally did, the mouse cross hair lagged to f**k. Unplayable.
We think you've missed the point a3HeadedMonkey...
I had to move to the back of the bus while reading this article.
Then we've done our job yourmumwasfun.
*buys tea, crackers and candles*
Ah, yeah, you're going to regret that yourmumwasfun.
Congrats Suda & friends, you've made the most awesome looking game ever.
And suffice to say, my Johnson has never been bigger.
The_Truth - Truth by name, truth by nature.
Oh no she didn't *finger snap* you ain't my babies daddy.
We don't even know what this means El Mag.
I'm cooking now, i'm starting to look at everybody suspiciously and pounce on anything i think they're talking crap about. I feel like Robocop....except more stylish and a lot less metal obviously.
I solved the bushy lady garden case. I don't wanna spoil anything but i never did trust bearded circus ladies and their monkey butlers and then those aliens, lordy.
This has to be some sort of crazy unlockable El Mag. Now stop being amusing, you're making the place look unbalanced.