Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D has you exploding, mauling, snapping and generally murdering zombies in the most violent way possible while trying not to have your face chewed off. So it's fitting the ad for the game goes for comedy.
Is this what it'd be like to have a pet zombie? Just don't buy one pre-owned because, like elephants, zombies never forget, and he'll be full of memories of his past owner that you'll never be able to erase.
Also rest assured you won't find them stocked in EB Games Australia stores.