It's a story worthy of most Hollywood blockbusters, but we've squeezed it into a 76-second video.
The other week we kicked off Two Minute Tuesdays with a pirate-popping recap of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune.
This week we revisit Nate's finest outing in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. We say finest outing: what we actually mean is 12 hours of butts, bullets and betrayal wedged into a 76 seconds.
Check it out below and remind yourself which root vegetable LazareviŠ most resembles, and who you'd cuddle out of Elena or Chloe.
Join us next time for a refreshing dip with BioShock. Before that, get commenting and let us know which games are worthy of the two-minute treatment. Go!