Tetsuya Nomura, the guy who gives Final Fantasy characters absurd barnets and sticks lots of zips on everything they wear, has said he's almost prepared to share new information about Square Enix's elusive Final Fantasy Versus XIII.
Before you get all excited, Nomura also said "totally unrelated" circumstances are preventing him from sharing the information, but that he's in discussions to move plans forward.
Unrelated to what? What plans? Discussions with who? He won't say.
We think these wise words from Mr. T accurately sum up our feelings on Final Fantasy Versus XIII and Square Enix's drip-feeding of information on it:
"I'M ON A REAL SHORT LEASH HERE, AND I'M TIRED OF YOUR CRAZY RAP!"
The last time Nomura actually said something about the game, he revealed its combat system is party based, giving the player a maximum of three characters to control. Members can be swapped in and out, with more freedom of choice given in later parts of the game.