Update: The videos have been removed "as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams and commercially deceptive content".
Original story: UK dating site Shag a Gamer has launched a series of videos to help "virgin gamers" bolster their sexual experience - and they're only slightly less painful than kidney stones.
According to the dating site and its less promiscuous sister outfit, Date a Gamer, over a third of participants in its gaming community poll (184 out of 500) are virgins.
With the help of its tutorial videos - hosted by "busty blondes and brunettes" - Shag a Gamer hopes to provide these neglected "randy geeks" with "tips and tricks they can use to schmooze the ladies (and lads) and enjoy more dating success."
As hostess Jess so eloquently sums up: "At the end of the day, a woman has needs - sexual needs - and I'm just looking for someone to overload my buffer."